It is time for another “Not me” Monday. Time where I make it clear the things that did Not happen to me in the last week. Feel free to click on the link above to read other “Not Me” Confessionals… errr… Not really. 🙂
It was not me who took my kid out first thing in the morning to get a pick me up Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. It was then totally not me who stopped to chat with the neighbor and then lied to the neighbor when he asked “are those your sleep clothes?” by saying “no, ahem, they are just our lounge clothes” ignoring the fact that be surely noticed the sheep on my pajama pants and the footie pajamas on Monkey. That is something I would NEVER do!
It was not me who let Monkey eat Cup-o-Noodles and Cheese Balls* exclusively because I didn’t want to listen to him scream and pitch a fit. But it was not Monkey who was trying to mimic me after watching me blow on his noodles to cool them off.
He did this between each bite. It was SO CUTE!!
*Yes, Carma, we are still eating the same batch of Cheese Balls that I bought how long ago?? HaHa
It was not me that tried for 20 minutes, through screams, kicking and crying to try and put a monkey costume on my Monkey perhaps just for the photo op.
In my defense, this pic was actually taken when we got the costume a month or so ago. He obviously loved it just as much then as he did on Halloween. Yay for Monkey Costume! 😦
So I guess it was not me who finally gave up and just went to Johnny Carino’s instead. And it was not me who let Monkey have spaghetti at Johnny Carino’s even though I knew it would end up all over everything and the busboy would be cursing me when we left.
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It was not me who was giggling while Hubby was getting a 6 inch Q-tip shoved up his nose to test him for the flu. And it was not me who decided to document this moment for him forever and ever.
So cute, isn’t he? He always sticks his tongue out at cameras. Paparazzi and all.
Oh and it is sooooo not me who is PRAYING so hard that I don’t have to get the same Q-Tip treatment if this cold doesn’t go away. *gulp*
It was not me who stayed in bed this morning for an extra 30 minutes even though I could see Monkey on the monitor pulling EVERYTHING out of the dresser drawers. But hey, 30 minutes is 30 minutes y’all. Don’t judge. 🙂
What things were not you this week?
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