Posts Tagged ‘HP Touchsmart

10
Dec
09

Who Gets the Finger? Dear So and So Letters of Intent

Dear So and So...

Letters of Intent

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Dear Hubby’s Company,

You made a terrible mistake.  My Hubby was the best person on the planet for that job.  For ANY job on the planet.  You suck.  Pbbbbbbbbbttttt!!!

Bitter and Pissed,

Mrs. Hubby

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Dear Mark Salling,

I cried when I found out that I wasn’t going to see your beautiful face on my screen again until Spring.  Cried on the inside but they were still real tears.  BIG tears!  Hold me?

Rawwwr!

I love your bod your jaw your mohawk you.  NomNomNom.

Your #1 Stalker Fan

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Dear Glee,

I am going to miss you, but I wanted you to know how thankful I am that you posted this GORGEOUS wallpaper on your website.

NomNomNom!

I will happily take down the adorable pictures of my children on my desktop to put this picture in it’s place.

I know I am going to hell for this.

Signed,

The worst mother in the world

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Dear MckMama,

You are doing a giveaway for an HP TouchSmart.  I wannnnnnt.

Photo copywrite Jennifer McKinney www.mycharmingkids.net

Pick me, pick me!

Cass

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Dear WordPress Blog Designers,

Don’t you want to give me a free makeover on my blog? Doncha, Doncha?

Pweeeeeeeeeeeease?

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

How is it that a little dude like yourself and destroy so much in Mama’s house??  I don’t get it.  You are like a mini tornado.  Upturning everything in your path.

These are the days I truly miss your little blob self when you were first born.  All you wanted was a boob and a cuddle and you never touched ANYTHING in Mama’s clean house.

Clean is a retired word in our house now.  *sigh*

Love you booger face,

Mama

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Dear Eyeglasses,

I am SOOO sorry I let Monkey get anywhere near you.  I also am so sorry you now look like a jumbled form of your younger self.  Another thing I am sorry for is that I tried to fix you using a GIGANTIC screwdriver.  I promise to try and be more careful now that you are sort of sitting level on my face.

Please don’t leave me cause I can’t do it without you,

Cass

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Dear Readers,

Time to play along! To participate in Dear So and So just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page. To participate in Letters of Intent, click here to visit Julie, over at Foursons and grab one of those buttons too!

Have a fantastic weekend!!!

Xoxo

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about moi…

Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

I am a complete goofball, a photographer and a constant out loud thinker. I am a grammar challenged, vulgar, cursing, sex obsessed Big Mama fumbling through life. Among other things, I battle PCOS causing infertility, Bi Polar, Anxiety and OCD.

Currently I am riding the fertility roller coaster in an attempt to make Monkey #2. This blog is about a little of everything. I hope you enjoy. Read at your own risk!

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