Archive for the 'I ♥ Faces' Category

21
Dec
09

Still Alive Not Me Monday and Daily Photo Blog

It is time for another “Not me” Monday. Time where I make it clear the things that did Not happen to me in the last week.  Feel free to click on the link above to read other “Not Me” Confessionals… errr… Not really.

It was not me that has been sick all week and not able to talk.  Of course this did not occur while Monkey and Hubby were also sick all week.  No way.

Lemme tell you how not fun that was.  That’s code for: It was HORRIBLE.

*sigh*

It was not me who went through 3 boxes of Kleenex in 6 days.  And it was not me who whined and pouted when I had to use toilet paper this morning to blow my nose.  Maybe I should get one of these…

It was also not me who cheated and went and bought a Battery Operated Nasal Aspirator to use on the baby since he doesn’t seem to blow his nose on cue yet.

**Take note: The Battery Operated Nasal Aspirator will be here by renamed the Booger Vacuum.

It was then not me who, while trying to convince Monkey that the Booger Vacuum was not trying to suck out his brains, used it on myself as demonstration.

It was TOTALLY not me who then realized.. ‘Wow! This Booger Vacuum really works!’ And it was soooooo not me who has since used the Booger Vacuum several times.

(Hope you already had your lunch… lol)

It was not me who got all the Christmas presents wrapped yesterday and either boxed up for shipping or nestled under our Christmas tree.

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Oh ok… that really wasn’t me.  That was hubby because it is not me who wraps like an idiot.

If *I* wrapped the presents, it would look something like if you blindfolded a drunk 2 year old and then had him wrap all your presents after tying both of his hands behind his back.  That or CrapWrap.

And no, that does not mean that I endorse slave labor for your 2 year olds.  Even I know to offer them beer first.  Gawww. *eyeroll*

So all of our presents are looking GORGEOUS under the tree and it’s all thanks to my lack of being a proper Mom/Wife.  Can you hear the sadness in my voice?  Uh huh.  Thought so.

Here was the conversation at the dinner table last night.

Hubby: Monkey, you need to watch Daddy and learn to become a champion gift wrapper like me.

Monkey: <baby babble>

Hubby: Yes, it is a skill you will require later in life, especially if you marry a woman like your mother. <gives me a look>

Me: Yes son, your wife will have you trained in no time, just like Mama trained your father.


It was not me who is SOOOO behind on blog reading that I am quite SURE that I have lost all of my readers.  *pout*

It was not me who won 4th place in the I ♥ Faces Blog from my Monday blog “Pets Only” I ♥ Faces last week.  YAY!!!! I am so awesome!! Check it out…I ♥ Faces Blog

Here again for your viewing pleasure is the winning photo:

Seriously this made me feel like a million bucks.  Out of 486 entries, I was ranked in 4th place!  That to me is so awesome.  And I even got the awesome badge of honor of which I placed on my sidebar –>

It was not me who totally is too lazy to post a Daily Photo Blog too.  So here is a Daily Photo for you to smile about.

Wow that was super easy.  Maybe I will do that from now on!  Because I am not lazy.  No way, not me.

Ok… that’s really all I got today.  I am still running on only half my cylinders.  *yawn*

Have a great Monday!!!

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14
Dec
09

“Pets Only” I ♥ Faces

I am doing another I ♥ Faces blog this week.  I might start doing it each week.  We shall see.

This is an old photo but one I LOVE.  I touched it up a little and am posting it again today.

Daisy taken in March of 2008 (original blog here)

You can see more I ♥ Faces posts on their website, http://iheartfaces.blogspot.com.   Join in the fun if you have a photo you want to enter.

Happy Monday!!!

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07
Dec
09

“Sweet Dreams” I ♥ Faces

I have never done a post for I ♥ Faces before, but I am a subscriber and I do check out their blog quite often.

This week when I read the theme, “Sweet Dreams”, I instantly had the perfect picture in mind.  Of course it is of my Monkey. You’re shocked I know. *grin*

He used to LOVE to jump around in his Johnny Jump Up, and as with his age (about 6 months), he was still falling asleep at the drop of a hat.  He was jumping one day and looking so cute, so I went to grab the camera.  As soon as I got back, approximately 42 seconds later, he was snoring soundly with his wittle chubby wubby face pressed up against the side.  Of course I did what any good mother would do.  I took a picture before I moved him into a more appropriate sleeping place.

Monkey taken July 22, 2008

You can see more I ♥ Faces posts on their website, http://iheartfaces.blogspot.com.   Join in the fun if you have a sleeping face you want to enter.

Happy Monday!!!

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about moi…

Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

I am a complete goofball, a photographer and a constant out loud thinker. I am a grammar challenged, vulgar, cursing, sex obsessed Big Mama fumbling through life. Among other things, I battle PCOS causing infertility, Bi Polar, Anxiety and OCD.

Currently I am riding the fertility roller coaster in an attempt to make Monkey #2. This blog is about a little of everything. I hope you enjoy. Read at your own risk!

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