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Randomy Random Tuesday Thoughts

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Monkey has learned so many new words lately. He now says “Hi Mama” which is awesome!, “thank you welcome” which is hilar! and “I poop” which has really come in handy. 🙂

After he learns one that he particularly likes, he spends the next three days saying it 129385412903813 times.

Most recently, he learned how to say “clock”.  Although with toddler mouth, he leaves out the L.  You can imagine how much so not fun it is when out in public strangers hear my 2 year old scream “COCK!” every five seconds.

It won’t be long before child services shows up to verify that I am not running a brothel in my house.

I just keep saying, “yes Monkey, CLOCK, tick tock goes the cLLLLock” in hopes that the onlookers will see my frustration and not my inner child giggling.

Conversation with my Mother Friday:

Mother:  “What are you going to get Tank for Valentines day?”

Me:  “Just my love.”

Mother:  “Aww, that’s not good.  I think you should write him a poem.”

Me:  “Yeah? Like what?  Roses are red, Violets are blue, you better start picking up your dirty socks, or I’m gonna smack you?”

Mother:  “Ha ha ha ha ha!”

We are getting new furniture for our house.  I feel like a kid at Christmas.  I have never in my life bought new furniture that I picked out.  So this is a totally new thing for me.  And Hubby apparently thinks I have good taste and said yes to everything I chose.  Who knew?

I am actually DREAMING about new furniture now.  This is how bad I want it.  All new living room furniture and a new kitchen table!

I have tons more random but no time to tell you about it.  I will tell you, however, that there is a certain ROCKIN’ AWESOME someone who is designing a new blog page for me and OH MY LORRRRRRD I am so excited.  I feel like… like…  IMPORTANT or something now.  Don’t ask me why.

I can’t seem to find time to read any blogs, so you will have to forgive me for being absent.  I know I sound like a broken record lately, but I seriously cannot figure out who invented the whole “only 24 hours in a day” crap.  That is just complete nonsense.  We should start a petition or something.  Who’s with me?

What is random in your day?

Answer me this… Do you ever make faces behind people’s backs?  Do you think they ever make faces at you?


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20 Responses to “Randomy Random Tuesday Thoughts”


  1. February 16, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Don’t you love when kids inadvertently swear?

  2. February 16, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Lydia says “Thank You, You’re Welcome” too. I love it and hope she never learns how to use those appropriately.

    I DO make faces behind people’s backs, but I never once thought people were doing it to me! I’m obviously self centered! Now that I think of it, I’m sure people have done it many a time.

  3. February 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    Love your random!

    Been there with the whole baby talk thing.
    My son was into playing cowboy.
    My husband would let him climb on his back for a ride that would always end with getting “bucked off.”
    Sweet little son went the the CHURCH nursery and asked all the kids if they wanted to play “Buck Off” but the nursery leaders didn’t hear it that way.
    There was no explaining.

    Happy Tuesday!

  4. February 16, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    fancy, fancy with the new design!!! And enjoy that new furniture. We have seriously been gluing our dining room/kitchen chairs back together because they were so ridiculously expensive – but that was over 16 years ago – perhaps it is time to take your cue and pick up a new set!

  5. February 16, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Summer says f-u-c-k for truck.

    explain that one 🙂

  6. February 16, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    Don’t worry, people will just think your kid has Turretts! OMG! I totally made a face as someone at work walked by. Only, I didn’t realize that other peope would see me! There were 3 people who caught the face I made. The sad part is, he’s a nice guy just super annoying and I felt so bad afterward. Mostly bad that I got caught!

  7. February 17, 2010 at 10:55 am

    That whole cock/clock thing is hilarious! Love the Disney Desperate Houswives too!

    Have a great Tuesday!

  8. February 17, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    Out of the mouths of babes! Love It!! I am a total face maker. I specialize in the dirty looks department…I perfected those when I was a teenager and kinda pride myself on them. I am most certain I get the looks especially living in this highly religious community where I encourage my children to say ‘Jesus Christ’ when they are frustrated just to ensure I get the looks. I just don’t want to be part of the ‘in’ crowd! Can’t wait to see your new look. 😉

  9. February 19, 2010 at 8:38 am

    When my son was very little, we took him to a daycare called Little Flock. My husband used to sing to him, “Little Flock, Little Flock of Horrors” and Ryan would sing it back to him, “Little Flock, Little Flock of whores”… He was having troubles with the R sound… and didn’t last long at that daycare…

  10. February 19, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Lucky lady! I’ve yet to get a mama outta the dude!


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