Dear All Y’all Reading (thats you!)
Thank you. I don’t say that enough.
Dear Super Mario Bros for Wii,
Are you sending subliminal messages through your music? Is this why I can’t put you down and pick up a vacuum?
My house is suffering,
For the love of Bob! Would you PLEASE.TAKE.A.NAP.ALREADY! Why do you have to make Mama suffer this way? The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner you will be able to wake up and play with all your mess making toys! See? Mama is looking out for herself cause she needs some down time YOU!
Love you baby, even though you are helping oil the gears in the machine mommy likes to call the LOONY BIN,
Dear New Receptionist Bitch at my Therapists office,
Why must you be such an asshole? Just because I am in therapy doesn’t give you the right to talk to me like I am a crazy. Need I remind you that if it wasn’t for crazies like me, your ass wouldn’t have a job!
The bitch who hung up on you yesterday because you couldn’t get your shitty attitude corrected long enough to get me an appointment
Please stop working so much. There are only so many hours in the day. Working and sleeping are the only two activities you do anymore. We need you here. Mama is about to have a breakdown.
Missing you and your naughty bedroom skeeels *wink*,
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
You’ll never win,
Dear Funky Weather,
You are mucho confusingo. Si?
Frustrated Mama Lacking all Spanish knowledge
Dear New Cores Skittles,
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Have a fantastic weekend!!!