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Dec
09

Who Gets the Finger? Dear So and So Letters of Intent

Dear So and So...

Letters of Intent

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Dear Hubby’s Company,

You made a terrible mistake.  My Hubby was the best person on the planet for that job.  For ANY job on the planet.  You suck.  Pbbbbbbbbbttttt!!!

Bitter and Pissed,

Mrs. Hubby

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Dear Mark Salling,

I cried when I found out that I wasn’t going to see your beautiful face on my screen again until Spring.  Cried on the inside but they were still real tears.  BIG tears!  Hold me?

Rawwwr!

I love your bod your jaw your mohawk you.  NomNomNom.

Your #1 Stalker Fan

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Dear Glee,

I am going to miss you, but I wanted you to know how thankful I am that you posted this GORGEOUS wallpaper on your website.

NomNomNom!

I will happily take down the adorable pictures of my children on my desktop to put this picture in it’s place.

I know I am going to hell for this.

Signed,

The worst mother in the world

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Dear MckMama,

You are doing a giveaway for an HP TouchSmart.  I wannnnnnt.

Photo copywrite Jennifer McKinney www.mycharmingkids.net

Pick me, pick me!

Cass

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Dear WordPress Blog Designers,

Don’t you want to give me a free makeover on my blog? Doncha, Doncha?

Pweeeeeeeeeeeease?

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

How is it that a little dude like yourself and destroy so much in Mama’s house??  I don’t get it.  You are like a mini tornado.  Upturning everything in your path.

These are the days I truly miss your little blob self when you were first born.  All you wanted was a boob and a cuddle and you never touched ANYTHING in Mama’s clean house.

Clean is a retired word in our house now.  *sigh*

Love you booger face,

Mama

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Dear Eyeglasses,

I am SOOO sorry I let Monkey get anywhere near you.  I also am so sorry you now look like a jumbled form of your younger self.  Another thing I am sorry for is that I tried to fix you using a GIGANTIC screwdriver.  I promise to try and be more careful now that you are sort of sitting level on my face.

Please don’t leave me cause I can’t do it without you,

Cass

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Dear Readers,

Time to play along! To participate in Dear So and So just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page. To participate in Letters of Intent, click here to visit Julie, over at Foursons and grab one of those buttons too!

Have a fantastic weekend!!!

Xoxo

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22 Responses to “Who Gets the Finger? Dear So and So Letters of Intent”


  1. December 11, 2009 at 9:16 am

    I love the pictures. & your letters are too funny. Good luck with the giveaways!

  2. December 11, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Sorry your hubby didn’t get the job. That stinks! I hope he gets the next one and it’s even better than this one.

    Salling is advertising for Glee? What is up with that?

    Monkey is just adorable! How can you possibly get mad at that face?

    Thanks for linking up!

  3. December 11, 2009 at 10:43 am

    love this, one of these days I need to do this.
    mes love glee too!

  4. December 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Love your letters!! Monkey is absolutely gorgeous…and I laughed out loud at your letter to MckMama.

  5. December 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Awesome! I also laughed at the letter to MckMama. Great ones!
    Stopping by from the foursons.

  6. December 11, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    sucks about your husband’s company. You should let Monkey loose in the place to wreak some havoc 😀

  7. December 11, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    GREAT letters! I big pink puffy heart Puck, too (and I very rarely say that I big pink puffy heart anything). Ditto the wallpaper. The Glee first-season DVD comes out Dec. 29… I will proverbially see you at Target that day! And my 2-year-old son has been nicknamed “The Destroyer” since before he could even walk… hence our Christmas tree has no ornaments this year. I wasn’t even going to risk it. Sorry ’bout your glasses… it’s hard to protect EVERYTHING from the path of destruction!

  8. December 11, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    I am 4 episodes behind on Glee! How did this happen?!?

  9. 17 Mejis
    December 12, 2009 at 10:38 am

    I have one of those tornados, too.

    • 18 Big Mama Cass
      December 20, 2009 at 11:38 pm

      So, like me you wouldn’t really think too much of it if you saw a cow float thru the living room like in the movie? LOL

  10. December 12, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    I gave you an award on my blog

  11. December 13, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    I swear I thought I left a comment on Friday? I don’t know what happen! I just wanted to tell you I sorry to hear your hubby didn’t get the job…I am sure it’s just because something better is around the bend! I can’t wait to be able to get out of this town and move back near my family!

    My Monkey destroys my house too but she also has two big sisters to help in the destruction so I just throw my hands up. I have to believe that someday my house will be clean but that day is not today! 😉


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Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

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