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Dec
09

The Story of a Muu Muu and a UPS Dude Dear So and So Letters of Intent

Dear So and So...

Letters of Intent

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Dear Self,

Get out of your funk!

Gah!

Me

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Dear UPS “Dude” that delivers here EVERYDAY,

So I know that since you are here a lot now, you feel like we have “bonded” or whatever, BUT… please don’t be fooled.  We aren’t friends.  And yes, I realize that I have been in my Muu Muu for three days in a row when you have come by.  BUT, we do NOT have one of those “friendly” relationships where you can say things like “I thought if I came later today you would have had time to get dressed”.

*jaw drop*

Yeah we soooooo don’t have one of those relationships, nnkay?

Even though I appear to live in my jammies, you are coming to MY house, remember?  The place where I sleep?  And wear jammies?  Got it?

Hoping you get a bit more professional,

The lady in the pink muu muu

ps. In my defense, I have actually been in 2 different muu muu’s not just the one.

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Dear Furry Ladies,

Love you!  Like A LOT.  I do.  But WTF are you eating outside that makes your breath smell that way?  Whenever either of you come up to me for cuddles and kisses, I have to breath through my mouth for fear I might lose my lunch!

No need to point out that it is my responsibility as your Mommy to brush your little canine teefies.  Time to go to the Doggie Dentist me thinks.

Love you but your mouths are rotten,

Mommy

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Dear Starbucks,

I love you.  With.All.My.Heart.

*swoon*

Slowly giving you my kids college tuition,

Daily White Chocolate Mocha Addict

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Dear Hubby,

Have fun on yet another of your leaving-me-alone-with-the-house-and-baby-and-furry-friends-to-escape-on-vaca trips this weekend.  Am I the coolest wife ever to let you always take these fun trips while I sit at home alone with like one day off in a year?  You better be nodding your head and saying “SOOOO the coolest wife EVER!” right now.

I better get a frickin t-shit,

The bestest, coolest, most kick ass (seriously) wife on the planet

ps. Hope the Steelers kick some serious Raiders ass on Sunday.  Wave a Terrible Towel for me, since I won’t be there with you.

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Dear Christmas Tree,

Oh how I love thee.  Mommy made you into serious perfection.  I love to stare at you and stare some more.  Purrrrrrrrrrty.

Love,

Your AMAZING decorator

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Dear Readers,

Time to play along! To participate in Dear So and So just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page. To participate in Letters of Intent, click here to visit Julie, over at Foursons and grab one of those buttons too!

Have a fantastic weekend!!!

Xoxo
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21 Responses to “The Story of a Muu Muu and a UPS Dude Dear So and So Letters of Intent”


  1. December 4, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    My jaw dropped when I read what the UPS guy said. Seriously. He needs to get a swift kick in the head. What a jerk-off.

    I hope hubby gets you more than just a t-shirt while he is on vacation AGAIN!

    Thanks for linking up. As always- I love your letters!

    • 2 Big Mama Cass
      December 4, 2009 at 12:59 pm

      I know!! I just stared at him like “did you just SERIOUSLY SAY that!?!?!” :O

      Hopefully he will! Hon, if you are reading this… I will happily accept diamonds in place of any shirt 🙂

  2. December 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Holy shit Cass, I just posted an entry about answering the door in my jammies too (to the postman). WTF? Are we cosmic twins? 🙂 Also, cheeky much UPS guy? Jeeze.

  3. December 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    What is up with the hubbies thinking they are allowed to leave us on the weekends? It is so not fun!

    I cannot beleive he said that to you! Doesn’t he know that we live in jammies when at home?

  4. December 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    LOL- I sit upstairs in my jammies and ‘screen’ the door bell. If my UPS guy was hot, well then….

  5. December 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    I want a pink muu muu send one quickly it can be your Christmas gift to me Bwahahahaha! Then I can greet my UPS man in mine and we can be cool like that!!

  6. 11 Mejis
    December 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    I so would have smacked that UPS guy.

  7. December 5, 2009 at 10:06 am

    The nerve of that UPS guy!! I totally wouldn’t even answer the door, but then again I don’t generally answer my door…I’m a hermit! I am dying for some coffee right now and I think I need a drip line to get it into my blood stream faster. And can I just say I am dying to see pictures of your tree now too! We got ours up last night and I still have to decorate, I am just waiting to see how Monkey does with it. How do you keep your little monkey away from your tree? So far she’s more interested in her rocking horse and what daddy is doing then the tree but I am sure as soon as we put some shiny irresistible ornaments up she won’t be able to stop herself! Have a great weekend! 🙂

    • 14 Big Mama Cass
      December 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm

      He is actually really good. I put the balls and things with hooks up out of his reach and then put the unbreakable and ribbon hung ornaments down below. He listens pretty well most times, so I haven’t had too much of a problem. Although, it we had to put the tree up say 3 or 4 months ago, I would have never been able to put ANY ornaments within his reach. So I dunno how your Monkey will do.

      Oh and I meant to tell you! Your Monkey’s room is decorated JUST LIKE my Monkeys room! With the jungle animals theme. Too cute. 🙂 Although we are switching him to primary colors and a cars/planes and trains theme week when his new toddler bed (Cars) arrives.

  8. December 5, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    WOW. I can’t believe the UPS man said that! That is insane. Woah. Is your blog SNOWING? That’s the hotdamndest coolest thing ever!!!

    • 16 Big Mama Cass
      December 6, 2009 at 11:50 am

      I know!! And yes it is!! We don’t get snow in this crappy town, so I take my kicks where I can get em! 🙂

  9. December 5, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Oooooh nooooooooooo, that was a bad bad bad thing for the UPS guy to say.

    But I am so happy to see another Starbucks fiend out there. Lately all I hear is people whining about “noooo way will I spend $5.00 for coffee blah blah blah all hail the cheapo trend”. You don’t have to spend more than 2 cents for your coffee but it is going to kind of suck in comparison.

    Hi- clicked in from crazytown!

    • 18 Big Mama Cass
      December 6, 2009 at 11:51 am

      He was evil!!! And I know about the coffee. I wish it was cheaper but at least I use my Starbucks Reward Card every time!! 🙂

  10. December 7, 2009 at 11:10 am

    I can’t believe the UPS guy said that!! Talk about rude and inappropriate! Did you smack him? I would have wanted to smack him.

    When I’m at home I spend most of my time in my jammies. I love being comfortable and jammies are the most comfortable thing I own.

    I’m so jealous you have your tree up. Mine still isn’t up and I’m dying to put it up, but my Midgets won’t cooperate and clean the living room so I can get it in there.

    Have a great day!


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Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

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