Get out of your funk!
Dear UPS “Dude” that delivers here EVERYDAY,
So I know that since you are here a lot now, you feel like we have “bonded” or whatever, BUT… please don’t be fooled. We aren’t friends. And yes, I realize that I have been in my Muu Muu for three days in a row when you have come by. BUT, we do NOT have one of those “friendly” relationships where you can say things like “I thought if I came later today you would have had time to get dressed”.
Yeah we soooooo don’t have one of those relationships, nnkay?
Even though I appear to live in my jammies, you are coming to MY house, remember? The place where I sleep? And wear jammies? Got it?
Hoping you get a bit more professional,
The lady in the pink muu muu
ps. In my defense, I have actually been in 2 different muu muu’s not just the one.
Dear Furry Ladies,
Love you! Like A LOT. I do. But WTF are you eating outside that makes your breath smell that way? Whenever either of you come up to me for cuddles and kisses, I have to breath through my mouth for fear I might lose my lunch!
No need to point out that it is my responsibility as your Mommy to brush your little canine teefies. Time to go to the Doggie Dentist me thinks.
Love you but your mouths are rotten,
I love you. With.All.My.Heart.
Slowly giving you my kids college tuition,
Daily White Chocolate Mocha Addict
Have fun on yet another of your leaving-me-alone-with-the-house-and-baby-and-furry-friends-to-escape-on-vaca trips this weekend. Am I the coolest wife ever to let you always take these fun trips while I sit at home alone with like one day off in a year? You better be nodding your head and saying “SOOOO the coolest wife EVER!” right now.
I better get a frickin t-shit,
The bestest, coolest, most kick ass (seriously) wife on the planet
ps. Hope the Steelers kick some serious Raiders ass on Sunday. Wave a Terrible Towel for me, since I won’t be there with you.
Dear Christmas Tree,
Oh how I love thee. Mommy made you into serious perfection. I love to stare at you and stare some more. Purrrrrrrrrrty.
Your AMAZING decorator
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Have a fantastic weekend!!!