You were a sad, sad disappointment. You have lost the viewers in this house. We were soooo excited for you. You totally suck.
Why can’t we have a nice alien show like Roswell again. Am I the only one who is sick of aliens wanting to kill us?
Thank you for being super doper adorable. But, can I make a small request? PLEASE, for the love of linens, STOP burying your bone in my bed pillows. I get it. I get that you are a dog and a digger at that. BUT… my pillows are starting to feel the pain. And the hole in my sham is OVER THE LINE Missy!
So, seriously. Just chew on the damn bone and leave Mama’s pillows alone. NNkay?
Sleeping on curiously deformed pillows,
WTF dudes? Seriously?!? Learn to type or you will be replaced. When I say type www, I did NOT say type wwwwww! Nnnkay!?!? We have been over this a gazillion times. I already have bad grammar and spelling skills in my brain… let’s try not to mess me up even more! Oki doki!?! Trying to navigate through my life is difficult enough without you trying to eff it up even more!
Unless you are trying to channel Ghandi for a hunger strike, which you’re NOT, then you need to eat. You are starting to freak me out dude. Seriously.
Love you baby,
Dear Bathroom Scale,
You suck. You nasty evil bastard. Why do you hate me? If you loved me you would LIE to me and at least give me a number I like. Instead you lie and tack on at LEAST 80 extra pounds.
That’s my story and I am stickin’ to it,
In my opinion, your interview on 20/20 last Friday was amazing. I cried while watching you. I have enjoyed your music, but didn’t know much about you. You are now an amazing inspiration. You have a huge heart. Your fans are lucky to have you. Such a young girl with so many years lived already. I am truly in awe of you.
A supportive fan now for sure,
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