Dear Huge Zits on my Face,
Apparently you missed the Memo. You are supposed to be attaching yourself to a helpless teenager. Not to my wrinkles. Nnnkay?
Seriously. This is getting old.
Feeling 13 again, and not a good way,
STOP! Seriously! Stop tempting me. Do you see what you are doing to my face?!?!
You suck! (But taste oh so good)
Please. For Mama? PLEASE! Start talking. Not only am I worried about you not talking because of your age, but I am SERIOUSLY over the whining and grunting to get everything you want. It’s making me grouchy. So please. TALK. k?
Love you baby but I got a VERY short fuse,
You are going to have a nervous breakdown if you don’t learn how to mellow out a little big. You have been complaining of PMS for over two weeks now. And even though it is possible, it’s getting a little OLD. Get a fuse. Go to Sams or Costco and get a HUGE one if you must. But for all of us, get one!
That vein seriously looks like it’s gonna pop,
Hope you enjoy your weekend away fishing. Be safe and catch a lot.
Wishing I had the same draw the water did.
Why am I suddenly only getting like 50 reads a day when last week I was getting over 200?
Starting to get a complex,
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Have a fantastic weekend!!!