06
Nov
09

Chocolate Needy Dear So and So Letters of Intent

Dear So and So...

Letters of Intent

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Dear Huge Zits on my Face,

Apparently you missed the Memo.  You are supposed to be attaching yourself to a helpless teenager.  Not to my wrinkles.  Nnnkay?

Seriously.  This is getting old.

Feeling 13 again, and not a good way,

Cass

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Dear Chocolate,

STOP! Seriously! Stop tempting me.  Do you see what you are doing to my face?!?!

GAWWWWD!

You suck! (But taste oh so good)

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

Please.  For Mama?  PLEASE!  Start talking.  Not only am I worried about you not talking because of your age, but I am SERIOUSLY over the whining and grunting to get everything you want.  It’s making me grouchy.  So please.  TALK.  k?

Love you baby but I got a VERY short fuse,

Mama

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Dear Cass,

You are going to have a nervous breakdown if you don’t learn how to mellow out a little big.  You have been complaining of PMS for over two weeks now.  And even though it is possible, it’s getting a little OLD.  Get a fuse.  Go to Sams or Costco and get a HUGE one if you must.  But for all of us, get one!

That vein seriously looks like it’s gonna pop,

Self

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Dear Hubby,

Hope you enjoy your weekend away fishing.  Be safe and catch a lot.

Wishing I had the same draw the water did.

Disgruntled,

Wife

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Dear Stats,

Why am I suddenly only getting like 50 reads a day when last week I was getting over 200?

Starting to get a complex,

Cass

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Dear Readers,

Time to play along! To participate in Dear So and So just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page. To participate in Letters of Intent, click here to visit Julie, over at Foursons and grab one of those buttons too!

Have a fantastic weekend!!!

Xoxo
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28 Responses to “Chocolate Needy Dear So and So Letters of Intent”


  1. November 6, 2009 at 10:25 am

    I have zits right now TOO, but, um, I think it’s my fault. Ever since summer time (during which I rarely wash my face b/c we are out at the pool all day every day, and between the sun and the chlorine, my skin turns to pure gold) I haven’t been able to get back into the swing of washing my face regularily! Arg. But come on. 28 years old. Really? I still get zits?

    hell yes I do.

  2. November 6, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Oh, and let me know what you think of the Gingerbread latte! (mama4real.blogspot.com)

  3. November 6, 2009 at 10:32 am

    I am one of the lucky ones that never broke out. I feel bad for those of you that do break out!

  4. 7 Val
    November 6, 2009 at 10:45 am

    I don’t know why but when I was in high school and got zits, I’d eat chocolate and they’d go away…. Or maybe it was because I washed my face more when eating chocolate because I was so messy… hmmm..

  5. November 6, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Lol~ That is exactly WHY I don’t have “stats” (even though I wouldn’t begin to know how to set them up)…they would make a me CRAZY! I would take them waayy to seriously and get my feelings hurt. My day would be based on my visitors.

    It’s better for us all I just don’t know:)

    • 10 Big Mama Cass
      November 6, 2009 at 12:16 pm

      HAHA! Maybe I should follow that rule of thumb. But I can’t help it. They are there when I first open my WordPress blog every time. 😦

  6. November 6, 2009 at 11:47 am

    If you happen to find a fuse maybe you could send one my way…For now I’ll stick with my half a glass of wine after the kiddos go to bed because that seems to be calming my shit down! 😉

    I am sorry about the fishing. Wouldn’t it be great if we could just escape our lives for the weekend and head to the spa?! Hey and who knows we might not have to worry about that damn fuse!

    I have been staying away from the big basket of Halloween candy but that’s only because I made a big batch of Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies and come to think of it that’s probably why I have a big red bump on my forehead. Luckily my hubs told me it just looks like I walked into something and hit my head…I’m not sure which is worse?!

  7. November 6, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    LOL at the zits. I complained about them a few weeks ago. I think I actually had better skin in high school!!

    My blog has been slow this week too. Not sure what is up, but I hope it’s just a fluke.

  8. November 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Honestly, WHEN do we get too old to have zits?! Glad to hear I’m not the only one!

  9. November 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Opps I left the comment in the wrong post. I left it with the purple poop. Sorry. xox

  10. November 6, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    I am doing my best to rid my house of all the Halloween candy. My thighs are not thanking me, but my mouth is. Crap.

    One of my boys did not talk until he was 4! It was so frustrating until he finally did- I totally understand what you’re going through right now.

    My stats have gone down this week too, don’t know what’s up with that!

    Thanks for linking up again- I love it!

  11. November 7, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Dear Zits, WTF? Why do they keep showing up?

  12. November 8, 2009 at 1:55 am

    Just wait! I was totally freaked out about the lack of words from my kids until about 21 months, and then one day, they just started busting out all these new words. Every day, something new. Now, I’m just freaked out about them not doing 2-word combinations yet. Unfortunately there always seems to be something to stress over! hmm..

  13. November 8, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    I love the letter to Chocolate. Hilarious.


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Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

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