A Sexy and Musical Dear So and So Letters of Intent

Dear So and So...

Letters of Intent


Dear Glee,

I am pretty sure you love the pants off me, and that is why you hired Mark Salling who plays Noah.  Hope he doesn’t mind being in many future, and *ahem* past, naughty dreams of mine.


I can’t be responsible if Hubby wakes up one morning soon with a Mohawk.  🙂 Oh yeah, who’s your Mama?




Dear Hubby,

Thank you kindly for stopping at the grocery store last week and picking up some needed food items for me.  And thank you even more for going back in even after you had already paid to pick me up the newest copy of People so that I could read the article on Jaycee Dugard before the new issue of people came out that next day.

However, you will forgive my laughter and constant giggles when I walk by the kitchen counter and notice the “Country Music” edition of People that you got instead sitting there.  It was so kind of you, really it was, but I can’t help but laugh, me being the country music buff and all.  Lol

Now if only I knew some of the people this magazine is about.  Anyone wanna fill me in on some Country stars? *shrug*


The Wife


Dear Jill,

OMG I am so stoked for my Jesus Is Not Offended Wall Calendar!!!  I would be willing to bet my life savings that you will be able to retire off of sales of the new calendar.  You are so amazingly talented.  Your artistic skills can only be compared to that of DaVinci or Michelangelo.  Honestly, I think you put the two of them to shame.

Anxiously watching the mail for my prize,



Dear Hubby,

Wednesday night, you fell asleep on the couch.  While I was typing *this* blog (planning ahead :)) you sat up, looked straight at me (or… maybe past me… anyhoo…) and you said “We will do it tomorrow night!” and promptly fell back down and into slumber.  I had to laugh.

Now, I am just trying to figure out what “doing” will be done.  Heh heh heh 😉

Oddly turned on,

The wife


Dear Nick Jr (formarly known as Noggin),

Usually I am totally irritated by all of your nonsense, even though Monkey seems to think you’re all good.  But this… this? is so frickin’ awesome!

Humming Three Little Birds a lot lately,



Dear Monkey,

I love that you are suddenly being all Mommy needy right now.  Yes that is selfish of me because you are usually a Daddy’s boy.  But I am soaking that shizzle UP!  I love how you want to be held all the time and how you always want to be on my lap.  One thing that I really enjoy is playing the “what’s that” game with you.  You know… where you point to my hair and say “wuzzat?” and I say “that is Mommy’s Hair” and you point to my nose and say “wuzzat?” and I say “Mommy’s nose” and you stick your finger in my eye and say “wuzzat?” and I say “OWE OWE MY EYE MY EYE!!” and you laugh at me.  Fun times.  Sooo… let’s keep playing that, but with less… intensity.  Nnkay?

Love you baby!


Dear Jon Gosselin,


I just threw up in my mouth,



Dear Kelly,

Thank you for emailing me today.  You sent me the most hilarious joke I have heard!

It is a new take on the 3 little pigs nursery rhyme.

The Big Bad Wolf said,

I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down!

The three little pigs said,

Fuck off or we’ll sneeze on you!

Rolling on the floor,



Dear Readers,

Time to play along! To participate in Dear So and So just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page. To participate in Letters of Intent, click here to visit Julie, over at Foursons and grab one of those buttons too!

Have a fantastic weekend!!!


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38 Responses to “A Sexy and Musical Dear So and So Letters of Intent”

  1. October 30, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Um yeah…Mark Salling is H.O.T.

    What a sweet husband you have for going back in the grocery store to buy you People magazine. Are you sure he didn’t buy the country music one on purpose so that you never request him to do that again? Ever?

    I’m wondering what you’re doing tomorrow too…maybe hubby wants to clean out the garage.

    I love when my kids get all cuddly and snuggly with me. Such sweet times!

    And Jon Gosselin needs to take a flying leap!

    Thanks for linking up- you always go above and beyond the call of duty with your letters!

    • 2 Big Mama Cass
      October 30, 2009 at 11:51 am

      You make a good point. That could perhaps be the reason for the Country Music mistake. hmmm….

      And thanks! My letters are so inspirational, don’t you think? LOL

  2. October 30, 2009 at 9:14 am

    Hahahah!!! Love the joke!!!

  3. October 30, 2009 at 9:19 am

    My hubby always messes up my grocery store orders:

    it pisses me the hello off.. you’re much nice folk than i

    jon G.. seriously.. the gag bucket is full.. how much more can we fit?


  4. October 30, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Where do I even begin?? I think i’ll jusy say, BWAHAHAHAHHAHA. i think that covers it. Oh and I am so buying that callendar. :o)

  5. October 30, 2009 at 10:21 am

    OMG! The three little pigs joke!!!! I’m SO stealing that!

  6. October 30, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Great letters. I’ve never read you before, will have to squeeze you in while trying to work and enjoy Halloween festivities at work 🙂

  7. October 30, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Sadly, I would totallly watch the JOn and Octamom show.

    • 14 Big Mama Cass
      October 30, 2009 at 11:53 am

      LMAO!! I can TOTALLY picture you watching it and THEN (lucky for me) blogging about it! HAHA Can’t wait 😉

  8. October 30, 2009 at 11:57 am

    i love this meme? excercise? whhativer. I love it.

  9. October 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    At least your husband tried mine doesn’t even try to get what I want.

  10. October 30, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Hmmmmm… I haven’t been watching Glee. Clearly I’m missing out.

  11. 21 pixiedreams8
    October 30, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Holy Hotness Batman! Mark Salling *drool*

    I need to get Three Little Birds on my ipod…My little monkey danced away as we watched the video…So Cute!!

    Our favorite joke lately has been…

    What did the ghost say to the bee?

    The kids have been running around yelling the punchline for days! LOL

  12. October 30, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    That’s the best swine flu joke I’ve heard so far! I laughed out loud and got several looks from my office mates. I need to make this quick before someone comes over and finds me goofing off reading blogs 🙂

  13. October 30, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Hilarious swine flu joke! Did you ever find out what hubby meant by his comment? LOL.

  14. October 30, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Even Huff Po gets it wrong sometimes… Octomom and Jon Gosselin will not be in a reality dating show anytime soon. He’s in so much hot water, legally, w/ TLC Discovery over the last series, I doubt anyone would touch him w/ a ten foot pole. Except Hailey Glassman.

    Don’t get me wrong, I think both Gosselins are absolutely horrible people, but I’m more on his side than hers, b/c I think she’s manipulating the media and has been since news of their divorce leaked. Anyone willing to go to that extreme for public opinion cares more about herself than the matters in her own family…

    Hubby speaks during his sleep again? Entertaining… ;o)

    Country stars… meh, unless its Brad Paisley, I can’t help you… I can’t stand Carrie Underwood – she needs to eat and, you know, actually be the nice person everyone thinks she is…

    • 28 Big Mama Cass
      October 31, 2009 at 4:12 pm

      We are going to have to agree to disagree about the Gosselins. Because I think Jon is a total schmo. I know that the show is not really going to happen with Octomom, it was funny tho.

      Hubby is always entertaining when he talks in his sleep 🙂 lol

  15. October 30, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    P.S. I can’t get enough of Mark Salling, either… OMG… His twitter – twitter.com/Mark_Salling

    He.is.so.hot.but.so.very.Christian… Sad but true…

    • 30 Big Mama Cass
      October 31, 2009 at 4:17 pm

      Awesome, I am soooo stalking him now! And really? that is sad but eh… I’d still like to have my way with him. 😀

  16. October 30, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    Three little birds and three little pigs, awesome.

  17. November 1, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Love your Dear So and So letters. Too funny.

  18. November 2, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    I have not watched Glee, but I do know that that mohawk dude is super HOT!! Had to check out the amazing graphics on your new wall calendar prize 😀

  19. November 3, 2009 at 9:54 am

    I blush just thinking about Mark Salling, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Nick Jr. Bob Marley cartoon too!

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