I have decided to finally participate in an episode of Not Me Monday by the adorable MckMama at www.mycharmingkids.net. I’m sure you know who she is since she has like a gobzillion readers. Some day I will be as amazingly famous as her. Ok, not really, but in my head it works. *grin*
So without further ado, here are the things that most definitely were NOT ME …
It most certainly was not me who ate an entire bag of honey mustard pretzels last week for lunch. And NO WAY would I then chase it down with TWO Kit-Kat bars from the Halloween candy stash.
It was also not me the other day who saw Monkey playing happily in the playroom and thought to myself “aww no! how did he get chocolate milk all over his bum?” and it was most definitely not me who took another 5 minutes to connect “oh dear lord, we don’t HAVE any chocolate milk!” And it FOR SURE was not me who cursed the diaper company for making a diaper that leaked. Eww.
Since I have totally not been lazy the last 3 weeks, it was totally not moi that rewashed the same load of clothes 5 times over the course of 5 days because I kept forgetting to put them in the dryer. No way would I ever do that!
It was not me who was too lazy and battling a migraine who pulled into the Taco Bell to order her family their dinner. And it most certainly was not me who allowed my 20 month old to eat Cinnamon Twists when that was the only thing he didn’t scream about and try to throw at me.
And FOR SURE it was not me who accidentally grabbed the cordless house phone instead of my cell phone for my drive to the Taco Bell. That would just be silly.
Guess what else was not me? Well… since you asked… (heh) it was not me who broke down and let Monkey keep one of the toys that I bought for a friends new baby girl just so he wouldn’t scream and continue to make a scene. So, now it is not my almost 2 year old who is STILL carrying around a rattle for an infant baby girl. Nope. Not my kid. No way! LOL
Ok, that’s all I have for this week. Please make sure to click the link above to go and add your won “Not Me Monday” posts.
Hugs and kisses!