Take a BITE outta… wait… whaaaat? Dear So and So Letters of Intent

Dear So and So...

Letters of Intent


Dear Headache,

I have about had it up to *here* with you this week!  For the past 6 days in a row? Seriously!?!?


The Head


Dear Monkey,

Why are you getting so aggressive with the girls this week lately?  Poor Jazz is going to rip your little arm off if you hit her again.  And poor Daisy runs anytime you even LOOK in her direction.  What’s up?

Just so you know, the growling is their way of telling you they don’t want you hitting them.  Nnnkay?

Feeling like a broken record repeating “don’t hit!”,



Dear Toddler Clothing Makers,

Why is it that ALL of the pants I buy for my 20 month old son have a waist band big enough to stretch from her to Germany?  He is NOT abnormal.  There can’t be a whole lot of kids who can wear these pants without them falling down. Seriously.  I am baffled.  GRRRR




Dear Monkey,

I know you run the show in this here house but, we need to get one thing clear.  Even though it is clearly your intent to live on Fruit Cups and Cheerios alone, you really can’t.  PLEASE eat something else for Mommy.  Please?

Love you baby,



Dear Spider that crawled up and took a big CHOMP outta my butt the other night,

Was this some lame attempt at voicing your attraction to me?  No? Oh.

Was this your way of giving me good blog material? No? Oh.

Was this your way of telling me that you knew the exterminator was coming and you just wanted a last bite before death?  No. Oh.

Was this you just doing what spiders just do naturally, you creepy little buggers?  Yeah, I thought so.

Not cool buddy, not cool!

Lamest joke teller of all time,



Dear Durex,

I love you for making this commercial.  I have seen it a gazillion times, but totally can’t stop watching it.

Rolling on the floor,


Dear Readers,

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Have a fantastic weekend!!!


27 Responses to “Take a BITE outta… wait… whaaaat? Dear So and So Letters of Intent”

  1. October 23, 2009 at 12:57 am

    I love that Durex commercial…

    Since I’ve been ill – were there any developments in the stinky nanny sitch?

    Why is Monkey hitting? I hope the puppies continue to grin and bear it, for Monkey’s sake…

    • 2 Big Mama Cass
      October 23, 2009 at 1:05 am

      No. We are just going to have to deal with it. We love her too much and I can’t say anything to her. It would devastate her. 😦

      I have no idea why he started hitting!! Its the weirdest thing. It just started this week and he is hitting EVERYTHING, even ME! AAHH! The girls do seem to be dealing ok with it, although the pug, Jasmine, has some bad arthritis in her hips and so when he hits her there she lashes out. She would never hurt him but it sure scares the crap outta him when she gets all up in his face and growls at him. 😦

  2. October 23, 2009 at 7:25 am

    First off- do they show that commercial on TV or just on the internet? Wow- I was a little shocked!

    A 6 day headache sounds horrible! I hope it it gone by the time you read my comment. Maybe you have a sinus infection?

    And that Monkey. Poor guy just wants to play with Jazz and Daisy and doesn’t understand why they don’t like being battered.

    Picky eaters are so tough. I’m thinking the cheerios and fruit cups are actually a whole lot healthier then the chosen foods of my sons. But I totally get the aggravation!

    Children’s clothing drives me nuts. I have to boy my younger boys jeans that are slim and then pull the adjustable waist strap as far as it goes because they are so tall and skinny that I can’t find jeans to fit them.

    And yikes! Spider bites scare me, hope it’s not poisonous!

    Thanks for linking up!

    • 4 Big Mama Cass
      October 23, 2009 at 12:16 pm

      Not sure, I have only seen it online. I doubt they would play it on normal TV.

      Just stress headache. Feeling a little better today.

      HAHA Yes that is the way Jimmy is. They are learning to deal with him but sometimes they don’t like it too much.

      Where do you find slim jeans?!?!

  3. October 23, 2009 at 8:20 am

    LOL! Love it! My kid lives on bananas and applesauce.

  4. October 23, 2009 at 8:25 am

    My oldest would only eat hotdogs, fish sticks, green beans and corn for the longest time. Now she (at 25) she likes stuff like calamari. Go figure.

  5. 9 pixiedreams8
    October 23, 2009 at 8:49 am

    I couldn’t agree more with you on the pants for little ones. How long will it be before we can get the adjustable waist for infant & toddlers?! It’s is a brilliant invention whoever came up with it they just aren’t using it to their full potential.

    And that commercial…First time I’ve seen it! Holy funny!

  6. 11 Dana
    October 23, 2009 at 9:14 am

    WOW on that commercial! I would HATE for my kids to see that….hoping that’s not on TV! LOL

    And OMGosh YES on the waistband of pants?!?! Seriously? Are they expecting kids this young to have a 54″ waist?? For real?

  7. October 23, 2009 at 9:15 am

    They need a Project Runway for toddlers…

    As for that commercial??!! I suddenly feel dirty…

    🙂 Have a great weekend!

  8. October 23, 2009 at 10:17 am

    i wanna fruit cup! mmmmm. and aslo, that commercial cracks me up every time.

    ps that hugging picture? aaaaawwww!

  9. October 23, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Stopping over from Foursons.

    OMG! That video is freakin’ hilarious!! I’m going to have to show my hubby. he will die. LOL LOL LOL

    I hear you on the wide waistband pants. I only buy adjustable waist jeans now. They are a life saver for my kids, who are both skinny.

  10. October 23, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    I have got to show my husband (he of the suggestive eggplant) that video – what a hoot! esp with the squeaky sounds. Funny as crap!

  11. October 24, 2009 at 12:21 am

    Dude! I love that commercial! Thanks for being there for me through my break.

  12. October 24, 2009 at 12:45 am

    i have been sick all week..along with the kids..can relate to the headache..

    that commercial is funny!

  13. October 24, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    The waistband thing has always been a problem in our house. Oliver was huge so I had to stuff him into pants like a sausage – and the twins are teeny – so everything falls off of them. Now I have to buy Oliver husky pants so they’ll fit over his large thighs, BUT they are huge in the waist. So I can only buy my kids pants with the adjustable waistbands (regular or husky). So annoying.

    • 27 Big Mama Cass
      October 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm

      I am in search of some 18 month adjustable waist pants. Been looking all over town. Going to try Kohls today. It seems the only ones i can find start at 24 months. 😦

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