I have about had it up to *here* with you this week! For the past 6 days in a row? Seriously!?!?
Why are you getting so aggressive with the girls this week lately? Poor Jazz is going to rip your little arm off if you hit her again. And poor Daisy runs anytime you even LOOK in her direction. What’s up?
Just so you know, the growling is their way of telling you they don’t want you hitting them. Nnnkay?
Feeling like a broken record repeating “don’t hit!”,
Dear Toddler Clothing Makers,
Why is it that ALL of the pants I buy for my 20 month old son have a waist band big enough to stretch from her to Germany? He is NOT abnormal. There can’t be a whole lot of kids who can wear these pants without them falling down. Seriously. I am baffled. GRRRR
I know you run the show in this here house but, we need to get one thing clear. Even though it is clearly your intent to live on Fruit Cups and Cheerios alone, you really can’t. PLEASE eat something else for Mommy. Please?
Love you baby,
Dear Spider that crawled up and took a big CHOMP outta my butt the other night,
Was this some lame attempt at voicing your attraction to me? No? Oh.
Was this your way of giving me good blog material? No? Oh.
Was this your way of telling me that you knew the exterminator was coming and you just wanted a last bite before death? No. Oh.
Was this you just doing what spiders just do naturally, you creepy little buggers? Yeah, I thought so.
Not cool buddy, not cool!
Lamest joke teller of all time,
I love you for making this commercial. I have seen it a gazillion times, but totally can’t stop watching it.
Rolling on the floor,
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