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Oct
09

Truly Boring Dear So and So Letters of Intent…

Dear So and So...

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Dear Garage,

I am still scared to enter you. (that sounded oddly kinky). But when I went out there the Wednesday and saw what I thought was a BUICK, turned out to be a SPIDER! *shudder*  I just knew that you had betrayed me.  Allowing a HUGE spider that big onto the premises?  WTF?

Disgruntled,

Cass

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Dear Hubby,

Thank you for slaying the HUGE spider in the Garage Wednesday.  I’m sorry that when you stepped on the nasty thing that a million little baby spiders went scurrying all over the place.

You are so tough and manly.

Yay,

Me

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Dear Garage,

How many of those nasty things are you going to let in?!?  ANOTHER HUGE Spider on Thursday??? Seriously?

I have the total heebie jeebies now.  And probably bug spray poisoning from using that ENTIRE can of bug spray to kill that damn spider so that we could get into the house!

Arachnophobic,

Cass

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Dear Danny the Exterminator,

Get here.  NOOOOWWWW.

Cass

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Dear Toaster Oven,

What is your deal??  Why are you burning EVERYTHING?  Was it not enough that you fried my pop tarts the other day which then led to the 3rd degree burn on my finger that may cause me to lose my arm!?!?

Possibly exaggerating a bit,

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

It’s so cute how your favorite color is green and how even though you have a bajillion crayons you only color with the green ones.  Maybe I just prepare and just paint all the walls green?

You rock,

Mama

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Dear Readers,

I warned you it was boring!! LOL

To participate in Dear So and So. Just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page.  Or add your letter in the comments.

I will now also be participating in Letters of Intent by Julie, over at Foursons.  Check her out. Good stuff!

Letters of Intent

Have a fantastic weekend!!!

Thanks for stopping by, again

Xoxo
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36 Responses to “Truly Boring Dear So and So Letters of Intent…”


  1. October 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Lol I hate spiders to so I get the fear. I always make someone else kill them so that I don’t have to get near them! I would want the exterminator to get there too!

  2. 3 Val
    October 16, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    I saw the movie Arachnophobia because I thought it would be therapeutic. To be honest… it really wasn’t! Surprising huh? I’ve even more afraid of them now…
    Good luck! I’d poison the bejeebies out of the garage before I’d set foot in there… if I were you.

    • 4 Big Mama Cass
      October 16, 2009 at 1:38 pm

      I only made it about 10 minutes into that movie and I was DONE. Nooooo thank you!

      And yes that is my plan! LOL

  3. October 16, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    I didn’t think this was boring at all! Spiders scare me too! And so do garages. And cleaning. Cleaning especially scares me!

  4. October 16, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Oh my. I was skimming at the beginning (bad habit) and I thought it said,

    “Dear GEORGE, I am still scared to enter you.” I was skimming like crazy through the rest of the post to find out who George is and just what that could possibly mean.

    Then, I went back and read more carefully. =)

    • 8 Big Mama Cass
      October 16, 2009 at 4:16 pm

      HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I NEVER skim! Ok, well maybe there was that one time. Ok, ok, I skim SOMEtimes. Ok a lot. I got lots to do tho!! LOL

  5. October 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Ohmygosh I haaaaate spiders! Thank you for not including a picture… (trying really hard not to envision it so as not to have any spider nightmares tonight) I always say I should have married the Orkin Man. If I saw that I’d be strongly suggesting my husband change professions! Anyway, you’re NOT boring – these are quite funny (well, when they’re not scaring my socks off)! And I am totally LOL at Rebecca’s comment about “George!” 😀

    • 10 Big Mama Cass
      October 16, 2009 at 4:18 pm

      HAHAHAHA!!! No WAY on the picture!! I can’t even *shudder* THINK of doing something like that. Ughh Now I am itching all over!!!

      thanks!

  6. October 16, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Not boring! Very funny, and now I am looking for spiders! I HATE them with a passion. *shudder* And I hate it when kids only pick one color to draw with. “Just liven it up a bit, dear,” I would tell some of my kiddos in nursery class. Great teacher, huh? LOL

  7. October 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Spiders give me the heebie jeebies too! I have had the bajillion babies come out of a squished spider too, YUCK!!! Funny dear so and so… not boring at all!

  8. October 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Oh my gosh- the spider thing is HORRIBLE! Really?! Little baby spiders everywhere? Mr. Danny better get his booty over to your house ASAP! Yikes! I am squirming just reading about them.

    Go buy a new toaster oven. No pop tart is worth the loss of your arm. Seriously.

    And Little Monkey and his green is adorable. I wonder if you can buy a box of just green crayons?

    Your letters aren’t boring at all and I love that you came over to my blog and linked up! And that you said “Good stuff”. Wow- what a compliment!

  9. October 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    my blog is mylifeinblog.com. the other is my weightloss one. i dont know. lol i confuse myself. lol. 😉 i get my laptop back finally tomorrow – i can’t wait to catch up on all your posts 🙂

  10. October 16, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Hehehe! Ew at the spiders in the garage though! I would run away screaming too, if I saw them! Also possibly consider moving house. Srsly. *shudder*

    • 20 Big Mama Cass
      October 17, 2009 at 12:12 am

      there is no way to escape them completely in this town! we have the house sprayed every 3 months but it went a little longer this week by accident, and all the bugs come out all the sudden… its WEIRD

  11. October 16, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    I HATE SPIDERS. THe whole beginning of this post had me sweating and shaking and rocking in my chair and begging for it to stop.

    SO yeah. Not exactly boring. TERRIFYING!!!

    I love this idea.. I have GOT to do this on my blog!

    Blessings-
    Amanda

    • 22 Big Mama Cass
      October 17, 2009 at 12:15 am

      I know, imagine seeing them in your garage!!! *shudder*

      Make sure you link up with both the links above. I can’t wait to read your letters! 🙂

  12. October 16, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Ok that’s seriously, “spiders are stalking you” creepy. I hate those huge suckers! Now when they start screaming at you when you kill them (yes, that happens) DO NOT wait on the bug boys to come kill. Get out the gasoline and the matches…just sayin…

  13. October 17, 2009 at 12:41 am

    BORING?!
    I may never sleep again! 😦

    Did I ever tell you about Puddin Face & the spider? I try sooo hard not to let her inherit my fear but it’s hard-wired into me so I will jump/scream and usually she’ll say in her best exasperated 3-year-old tone: “It’s just a SPIDER, Mommy.” (NOOOOOO idea where she picked up on sarcasm. None.) 😛

    Anyhoodle, I also shed like a dog so often little hairballs accumulate and at first glance can look like spiders. I freak myself out daily. I’m constantly vacuuming and picking them up but they multiply like hangars in the closet. (Neat, huh? Wanna come over? I don’t smell like dog pee but you can have some DNA to take home!)

    So when Puddin Face sees these hair monsters she just says ‘Oh it’s just Mommy’s hair.” Until one day the MOTHER OF ALL SPIDERS came barreling across the carpet right for her and what did she yell?

    “NOT MOMMY’S HAIR! NOT MOMMY’S HAIR!” and pointed. Funny now, but at the time I was too busy screaming 😛

  14. October 17, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Ewww I hate spiders! I don’t blame you for risking poisoning to use a whole can of bug spray. I had to do that once in my bathroom cuz I picked up a towel and there was a spider on it the size of a freaking horse! We couldn’t go into the bathroom for several hours after I sprayed the bug killer but the spider was nice and dead.

    Times like that I wish I had a hubby to slay the spiders.

    Loved your letters, didn’t think they were boring at all.

    Have a great day,

    Jane aka Raven

  15. 29 Captain Dumbass
    October 18, 2009 at 1:00 am

    Damned spiders.

  16. October 18, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    spider thing equals totally creepy. I’ve heard of this before but not seen it for myself (when all the baby spiders come out) I think I’ll do well with not seeing it though 😀 Hope you are recovering from your toaster burn and that you have not taken it out on the toaster since toasters rock!

  17. October 18, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Ok, is it weird that I felt sorry for the baby spiders?

  18. October 18, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    That wasn’t boring at all! I loved it:) You crack me up:)

    I get the hebe jeebies too with bugs, although I have to act brave in front of kids since hubby is gone so much. All bets are off with snakes though…

    My 1st son LOVED green too! {{maybe cause it was the shirt Steve wore in Blues Clues and he was borderlined scary obsessed~only would wear green shirts for like a 6 month span~LOL!}}


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Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

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