I am still scared to enter you. (that sounded oddly kinky). But when I went out there the Wednesday and saw what I thought was a BUICK, turned out to be a SPIDER! *shudder* I just knew that you had betrayed me. Allowing a HUGE spider that big onto the premises? WTF?
Thank you for slaying the HUGE spider in the Garage Wednesday. I’m sorry that when you stepped on the nasty thing that a million little baby spiders went scurrying all over the place.
You are so tough and manly.
How many of those nasty things are you going to let in?!? ANOTHER HUGE Spider on Thursday??? Seriously?
I have the total heebie jeebies now. And probably bug spray poisoning from using that ENTIRE can of bug spray to kill that damn spider so that we could get into the house!
Dear Danny the Exterminator,
Get here. NOOOOWWWW.
Dear Toaster Oven,
What is your deal?? Why are you burning EVERYTHING? Was it not enough that you fried my pop tarts the other day which then led to the 3rd degree burn on my finger that may cause me to lose my arm!?!?
Possibly exaggerating a bit,
It’s so cute how your favorite color is green and how even though you have a bajillion crayons you only color with the green ones. Maybe I just prepare and just paint all the walls green?
I warned you it was boring!! LOL
Have a fantastic weekend!!!
Thanks for stopping by, again