***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Well this would be my first TMI Thursday write ever. I have been told that I should do this and week after week I rack my brain for something about poo or vagina’s to write about and I come up empty.
My Gram and I were on the phone for FOUR hours after she left the other day and we were sharing stories about relationships. It was then that my first TMI story revealed itself to me.
Hope it’s all you ever hoped for Courtni! 🙂
I once dated a fireman. We will call him J. J was HOT. I wish I had a picture because he so yummy! He had a killer body and a nice chiseled face. Blond hair, blue eyes. He always looked like he just hopped off a surfboard.
Pretty much the same bod, yup. *nod*
Very Fireman-esque. I had more than one friend that was hot for his bod as soon as they met him. ESPECIALLY after they found out he was a fireman. Something about a uniform. Don’t ask me cause I am guilty too. Something about uniforms and/or suits. As a matter of fact, throw Hubby into a suit and I am putty in his hands!
Seriously. But I digress…
J and I barely dated, so I use that term loosely. But while I was still with my ex, who we will call Satan, I started working with J. He was the maintenance man in the building I worked at. He did that part time. (Apparently being a fireman isn’t the paying gig that one might think it should be.)
Anyhoo… after I left Satan, J offered to help me move out. What a guy! *(I barely took anything when I left so it was a relatively easy move.) But after he so nicely assisted me, we began to hang out more. And when I say dated is a loose term, I mean he never took me anywhere except to Target once to help him shop. I KNOW! Lol
However, he started coming around more and I thought… I have never been a promiscuous person, but I just ended a 10 year nightmare relationship. And this guy was HOT. So I figured since the making out was so good (and it was)… why not? *grin*
So lemme set the scene for you.
We are making out on my couch. The heavy petting kind of making out. And I am thinking “YAY!! This is going to be awesome!!” He is breathing heavy, I am breathing heavy. We are both still fully clothed, but things are heating up so I expect that will change any minute.
And then while nibbling on my ear, he whispers something that no man has ever said to me before.
J: “Do you feel that baby?….” long pause… more excited noises “….That is my Chapstick tube”
Me: “umm, whaaaat?”
J: “I said do you feel that? That is my Chapstick tube”
WTF did he just say?!?!!!
Me: “umm… listen, I don’t think this is going to work for me.”
Talk about a MOOD KILLER!! After that I made him leave. I just thought, “WTF was *I* thinking!??!”
And I never heard from him again. Ever. LOL He didn’t call or write or anything. Just *POOF* gone.
In other news…
I got an AWARD!!! Why you ask?? Well cause I rock, thats why. ayup!
Stacie of Stacie’s Madness gave me this award…
Since one of my all time favorite sayings is The Bee’s Knees, I just thought it was so fitting. Don’t you agree??? 🙂
(This is where you say yes, btw) 😀
Here is the rules of the award:
1) When accepting your Bee’s Knees award you should link back to the person that presented it to you.
2) You should pass the love onto any other blogger(s) as many or as few as you so desire.
So then I had to go and think. Who’s blogs are the Bee’s Knees. And better yet, who would accept the award. (I am just picking three of my fav’s, not THE ONLY fav’s so just hush. Otherwise, I will be here all day) Sooooo, without further ado, I proudly present the Your Blog is The Bee’s Knees award to :
Any crazy TMI situations you have found yourself in? Feel free to share below! 🙂
Have a FAB Thursday!!