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Sep
09

The Bee’s Knees Sexy Sweet Nothings TMI Thursday

TMI Thursday
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

Well this would be my first TMI Thursday write ever.  I have been told that I should do this and week after week I rack my brain for something about poo or vagina’s to write about and I come up empty.

My Gram and I were on the phone for FOUR hours after she left the other day and we were sharing stories about relationships.  It was then that my first TMI story revealed itself to me.

Hope it’s all you ever hoped for Courtni! 🙂

I once dated a fireman.  We will call him J.  J was HOT.  I wish I had a picture because he so yummy!  He had a killer body and a nice chiseled face.  Blond hair, blue eyes.  He always looked like he just hopped off a surfboard.

sexy fire man

Pretty much the same bod, yup. *nod*

Very Fireman-esque.  I had more than one friend that was hot for his bod as soon as they met him.  ESPECIALLY after they found out he was a fireman.   Something about a uniform.  Don’t ask me cause I am guilty too.  Something about uniforms and/or suits.  As a matter of fact, throw Hubby into a suit and I am putty in his hands!

20040905-3538See?? Putty I tell ya.

Seriously.  But I digress…

J and I barely dated, so I use that term loosely.  But while I was still with my ex, who we will call Satan, I started working with J.  He was the maintenance man in the building I worked at.  He did that part time.  (Apparently being a fireman isn’t the paying gig that one might think it should be.)

Anyhoo… after I left Satan, J offered to help me move out. What a guy! *(I barely took anything when I left so it was a relatively easy move.)  But after he so nicely assisted me, we began to hang out more.  And when I say dated is a loose term, I mean he never took me anywhere except to Target once to help him shop.  I KNOW!  Lol

However, he started coming around more and I thought… I have never been a promiscuous person, but I just ended a 10 year nightmare relationship.  And this guy was HOT.  So I figured since the making out was so good (and it was)… why not? *grin*

So lemme set the scene for you.

We are making out on my couch.  The heavy petting kind of making out.  And I am thinkingYAY!! This is going to be awesome!!” He is breathing heavy, I am breathing heavy.  We are both still fully clothed, but things are heating up so I expect that will change any minute.

And then while nibbling on my ear, he whispers something that no man has ever said to me before.

J:  “Do you feel that baby?….” long pause… more excited noises “….That is my Chapstick tube”

chapstick

Ummmmm…….

Me:  “umm, whaaaat?”

J: “I said do you feel that?  That is my Chapstick tube”

WTF did he just say?!?!!!

wtf

Me: “umm… listen, I don’t think this is going to work for me.”

Talk about a MOOD KILLER!!  After that I made him leave.  I just thought, “WTF was *I* thinking!??!”

And I never heard from him again.  Ever.  LOL  He didn’t call or write or anything.  Just *POOF* gone.

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In other news…

I got an AWARD!!!  Why you ask?? Well cause I rock, thats why.  ayup!

Stacie of Stacie’s Madness gave me this award…

TheBeesKneesBlogAward2009

Since one of my all time favorite sayings is The Bee’s Knees, I just thought it was so fitting.  Don’t you agree??? 🙂

(This is where you say yes, btw) 😀

Here is the rules of the award:

Rules
1) When accepting your Bee’s Knees award you should link back to the person that presented it to you.

2) You should pass the love onto any other blogger(s) as many or as few as you so desire.

So then I had to go and think.  Who’s blogs are the Bee’s Knees.  And better yet, who would accept the award.  (I am just picking three of my fav’s, not THE ONLY fav’s so just hush. Otherwise, I will be here all day)  Sooooo, without further ado, I proudly present the Your Blog is The Bee’s Knees award to :

Jill of The Pilgrim Congress

LiLu of Live it LOVE it

Lani of Triplets: Who knew?

Any crazy TMI situations you have found yourself in?  Feel free to share below! 🙂

Have a FAB Thursday!!

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40 Responses to “The Bee’s Knees Sexy Sweet Nothings TMI Thursday”


  1. 1 Denise!
    September 17, 2009 at 7:55 am

    You are a great story teller….I was smiling ear to ear and then laughing. What is the deal with the “do you feel my chapstick?” Was his penis that small?! lol

    Congrats on the award.

    • 2 Cass
      September 17, 2009 at 8:06 am

      Apparently. I didn’t even have the chance to make it that far into our “heavy petting”. If it was then I am glad the deed was dead after his comment. LMAO!!!!

  2. September 17, 2009 at 8:11 am

    Awww, thank you so much! And congrats on the award 🙂

    And, for SERIOUS, WTF?!? Was he actually talking about Chapstick? I hope so… for his sake.

    And his wife’s.

    • 4 Cass
      September 17, 2009 at 8:21 am

      Welcome 🙂

      And yeah he was talking about his P.K.G. Yup. Don’t think he wore chapstick. It’s kinda sad now if you think about it. lol

  3. September 17, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Woah. Chapstick. Please tell me he was actually referring to Chapstick and not his junk. Although I have had sex with a guy packing the equivalent of a Chapstick, and it was still preeetty awesome. He warned me beforehand, and he was so damn hot that I overlooked the tiny peen and MADE it work. 😀

    • 6 Cass
      September 17, 2009 at 9:42 am

      Nope. Pretty sure he was referring to his junk. Regardless it was WEIRD. Major turn off! lmao about your tiny peen workage tho 🙂

  4. September 17, 2009 at 8:43 am

    Thank you for your kind comment today. It just totally made my day! This was hilarious. I can see a boy getting all funny about you not liking his lingo. They are so odd those boys : ). Your husband does look HOT in his suit!

    • 8 Cass
      September 17, 2009 at 9:43 am

      You are so welcome!

      I know right! Boys are odd creatures. LOL

      Thanks!! I will tell him you said that. 🙂 I could not agree more! 😛

  5. September 17, 2009 at 9:43 am

    So either you were feeling his chapstick tube, or he was warning you in a metaphorical way. Either way it’s pretty funny! At least he didn’t say lipstick. Okay, my mind just went somewhere else. Nevermind!

  6. September 17, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Was it because he wanted to feel it on your lips, or because it was tiny with a cap on top and twisty thing on bottom? Maybe he just had speech impediment and he was really saying “Fat Dick”, but it sounded like “Chap Stick”?!?!?

  7. September 17, 2009 at 10:56 am

    this is totally friggin’ hilarious. I like Ed’s interpretation above 😉

  8. September 17, 2009 at 10:56 am

    and Just a Girl is quite the trouper!

  9. September 17, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Drools uncontrollably over that fireman picture.

    Oops…. not suppose to do that anymore am I lol

  10. September 17, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    CHAPSTICK TUBE?????? CHAPSTICK TUBE????

    Not…”that’s my ENORMOUS BOLOGNA and it’s THROBBING FOR YOU MISS CASS!” Did he expect you to tremble with fear at that? Or was it just an attempt to get you to put your lips on it? Either way, dude…

    Hey, maybe it WAS a Chapstick tube. Maybe he was proud of his Chapstick!

  11. September 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Congrats on your award!! What a nice way to start a day… knowing someone else thinks your the beeskness!!

    God bless-
    Amanda

  12. September 17, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    I absolutely LOVE the way you told this story, was hanging on the edge of my seat!!

  13. September 17, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    First of all – that is hilarious…. somewhere, there is a girl that will be incredibly turned on by the “chap stick tube”, but… she will be a very rare woman indeed…

    LMAO

    And, I love the phrase, “the bees knees…”, too… ;o)

  14. September 17, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Seriously Cass, after that second photo my brain stopped working. 😉

  15. September 17, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Hi, Cass! 🙂

    I don’t understand the whole bees’ knees competition, but I do humiliate the c**p out of myself whenever I do karaoke. And I’m pretty sure I dated that guy with the Chapstick tube. It must have been a Chapstick tube, because it wasn’t big enough to be a roll of dimes. 🙂

    BTW, I really did win an award for that blog about Diet Coke! It wasn’t much (just a sticker to put on the blog article) but it was still really cool.

  16. September 17, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Whattt? LOL That’s freaking funny! Chapstick my gosh – couldn’t he think of something else. Heheheh oh man;P

  17. September 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    I keep wanting to do TMI Thurs but I can never think of anything either. WTF!

  18. December 24, 2009 at 12:16 am

    Your ex was Satan? I knew my ex-girlfirend was wrong about me.


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