Sorry for falling off the grid there. Jimmy and I are sick, AGAIN, for the 2nd time in a month. Yay germs. 😦
Without further ado… here is Friday’s Dear So and So!! Have a great weekend!!
Dear Baby or Babies to be,
Please let me see you on the ultrasound next week. It was disheartening to not be able to see you yesterday on the ultrasound. I am trying to stay positive and hopeful since your numbers are still climbing and suggesting you are doing really well. Just give me a sign. K?
Anxiously awaiting good news,
Dear Sinus Infection number two,
Seriously? Again? Seriously??? It’s been like what… two weeks since you last attacked me!?!?! Oh.My.Gawwwd.
I am so sorry that I can’t make you feel better. I am so sorry that you take after your Mama and want complete undivided attention when you are sick. I understand that you feel the need to be held, cuddled, and smothered in hugs and kisses 24/7 when you are sick. I don’t even mind that you wipe your very alarmingly green boogers on my shirt. This is how bad I feel that you are sick and that I can’t fix it.
Not the Super Mommy Fixer of All Things that I thought I was,
Please do yourself. Cause I am on sabbatical.
Dear Messy House,
Please clean yourself. Seriously. Ugh.
Dear To Do List,
Why must you mock me?
Dear Homeless Man from the Taco Bell yesterday,
When you walked up to my car, I tried to act nonchalant and didn’t rush to roll up my window even though my snobby side told me to. And when you asked me if I would be so kind as to spare a few bucks or get you some lunch, I agreed because you looked like you needed a yummy Taco Bell lunch, so I ordered you up 3 fat burritos. However, I must say I felt a bit uncomfortable when you asked to get into my truck, and that is of course why I declined your invite. But you agreed to meet me around the side by the pickup window to retrieve your lunch, so I let it go. I really beginning to get the heebie jeebies though when I looked around to give you your lunch and you were nowhere to be found. Now my panicky side is left to wonder A) Where the hell did you go? B) What was your real intent on coming to my window and asking me to get in to my truck? And C) What do I do with these three burritos??
Thank you for making my good deed feel like something that could have resulted in me being on the 10 o’clock news. You are a creepy, creepy man that will haunt my dreams now. I just pray you were too drunk or strung out to remember that I agreed to buy you lunch.
Please don’t ever approach my truck again and freak me the hell out,
Thank you for putting up with me for another week. I do hope that you chose to participate in Dear So and So. Just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page. Or add your letter in the comments. Would love to read!
Have a fantastic weekend!!!
Thanks for stopping by, again 😀