28
Aug
09

Happy Random Ranting Dear So and So!

Dear So and So...

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Huh?

Dear Random Reader,

I am sorry that when you searched for “urinate front yard” you found my blog.

Sucks to be a friggin weirdo you,

Cass

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Dear Baby to be,

Hi!  Even though you are only an itty bitty little blob of cells right now, I am SOOOO glad you are growing now.  I am sending lots and lots of prayer and crossed fingers and hopeful, positive, happy vibes your way.  Keep growing like you are.

Meet you next year,

Mommy

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Dear Doctor,

Even though I kinda want to strangle you most of the time.  Right now you seemed to have proved me wrong and indeed have helped me achieve my goal.  Now I don’t have to run you over if you walk in front of my car.

You win,

Cass

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Dear Gram,

I am so sorry that I am so boring and that your three week visit is consisting of grocery shopping, watching me cook dinner, watching me feed the baby, and watching me change the baby, and watching me chase the baby, and watching me put the baby in time-out AGAIN.  Feel free to clean when you are bored, that is *ahem* what I do.  *nod*

Boring,

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

Ya know how sometimes Mommy’s face gets bright red and steam comes out of her ears and she looks like her head is going to explode?  And how sometimes she throws herself on the floor and starts kicking and screaming and… oh wait… silly Mommy!  That isn’t Mommy who throws herself on the floor… that is YOUUUUUUUU.  But in case you were wondering… THAT is why Mommy’s face gets bright red and steam comes out of her ears and why she looks like her head is going to explode.  Keep that in mind in case Mommy’s head suddenly goes boom.

So loving this lovely terrible two phase that we are entering together,

Mommy

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Dear Cass,

Why must you giggle like a school girl when you read your stats?  Is it just because for the last FOUR days, yes FOUR DAYS in a row, you have had exactly 69 views?  It is coinsidence?  Yeah I didn’t think so either.

Giggle if you must,

Cass

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Dear Readers,
Thank you for putting up with me for another week. I do hope that you chose to participate in Dear So and So. Just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page.
Have a fantastic weekend!!!
Thanks for reading!!
Xoxo
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22 Responses to “Happy Random Ranting Dear So and So!”


  1. August 28, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Hee, hee. I giggled at the 69 too. Wow, aren’t we mature?

    Congrats on the little blob of cells!!!

    Stop on by: Life Makes Me Laugh

  2. August 28, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    i love love love the letter to monkey!!! i know exactly how you feel!!!! and i am sending good vibes your way for monkey 2 to keep growing big and strong inside you!!

  3. August 28, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    dude, what is with toddlers? this is why they are so effing cute – so we don’t kill them.

  4. August 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    You are so funny! Hope this first trimester treats you well … and hope your second trimester isn’t full of crazy contractions like mine … ugh! And I have a delightful two year old myself … mind if I forward your letter? 🙂

  5. August 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Someone found my blog by searching for “happy nipples makes cock dance”. I hope they left satisfied. I’m all about happy nipples and cock dancing after all.

    Freaks! 🙂

    Good luck to baby-to-be!

  6. August 28, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    I bet you’re sitting at the computer at 11:58 when the no. of visitors is 65 waiting to get in your extra 4 visits 😉

    Take your time on the cheesy photos. I’m patient. I don’t want to rush your creative genius.

  7. August 28, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Wow. That face is the best!

  8. 15 lanik58
    August 28, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    I love these letters, they crack me up:)

  9. August 28, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    “Dear Random Reader,

    I am sorry that when you searched for “urinate front yard” you found my blog.

    Sucks to be a friggin weirdo you,

    Cass”

    Dear Cass,

    Thanks for the apology. Hopefully the next results get me what I’m looking for.

    Fingers Crossed,
    Jill

  10. August 29, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    I love your mix of letters. Great first visit to get to know you.

  11. August 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    I love your Dear So and So’s. Too funny! AND CONGRATS! You might want to perfect timeout before another baby comes along…**evil grin**


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Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

I am a complete goofball, a photographer and a constant out loud thinker. I am a grammar challenged, vulgar, cursing, sex obsessed Big Mama fumbling through life. Among other things, I battle PCOS causing infertility, Bi Polar, Anxiety and OCD.

Currently I am riding the fertility roller coaster in an attempt to make Monkey #2. This blog is about a little of everything. I hope you enjoy. Read at your own risk!

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