Dear Random Reader,
I am sorry that when you searched for “urinate front yard” you found my blog.
Sucks to be a friggin weirdo you,
Dear Baby to be,
Hi! Even though you are only an itty bitty little blob of cells right now, I am SOOOO glad you are growing now. I am sending lots and lots of prayer and crossed fingers and hopeful, positive, happy vibes your way. Keep growing like you are.
Meet you next year,
Even though I kinda want to strangle you most of the time. Right now you seemed to have proved me wrong and indeed have helped me achieve my goal. Now I don’t have to run you over if you walk in front of my car.
I am so sorry that I am so boring and that your three week visit is consisting of grocery shopping, watching me cook dinner, watching me feed the baby, and watching me change the baby, and watching me chase the baby, and watching me put the baby in time-out AGAIN. Feel free to clean when you are bored, that is *ahem* what I do. *nod*
Ya know how sometimes Mommy’s face gets bright red and steam comes out of her ears and she looks like her head is going to explode? And how sometimes she throws herself on the floor and starts kicking and screaming and… oh wait… silly Mommy! That isn’t Mommy who throws herself on the floor… that is YOUUUUUUUU. But in case you were wondering… THAT is why Mommy’s face gets bright red and steam comes out of her ears and why she looks like her head is going to explode. Keep that in mind in case Mommy’s head suddenly goes boom.
So loving this lovely terrible two phase that we are entering together,
Why must you giggle like a school girl when you read your stats? Is it just because for the last FOUR days, yes FOUR DAYS in a row, you have had exactly 69 views? It is coinsidence? Yeah I didn’t think so either.
Giggle if you must,
Thank you for putting up with me for another week. I do hope that you chose to participate in Dear So and So. Just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page.
Have a fantastic weekend!!!
Thanks for reading!!