Time for another Dear So and So…
Dude! Could you be any flippin’ cuter this week? When I asked you today if you were being a Drama King and you looked at me and said “grama – eeng?” I knew you were my son. You make a Drama Queen Mama proud.
Also, I so love how you are kissing everyone you can get your lips on right now! Dogs and stuffed animals included. Although you don’t say much other than “car” and “what’s that?”, I know already that you have a huge heart. It melts mine to think about it.
Love you SOOO much!
I am praying that at least one of you (fertilized of course) has taken up residence in my uterus this week. The doctor says that is probably the reason I woke up in excruciating pain Monday night. I hope he is right.
Trying to stay positive and hopeful,
Dear all bloggers with a captcha,
Requiring someone of my incompetent caliber to type a captcha every single time I try to leave a comment is just cruel. If my fingers and/or eyes worked a little better then I wouldn’t complain. But since my fingers and brain are on the “outs” right now, it frustrates me to no end that after I have typed up my whole “über cool” comment, your captcha catches me typing one wrong letter and kicks me out to start ALLLLLLLLL over again. If you love me, and I know you do, remove those captchas!
Dear Adult Acne… (again),
Ok, so I was nice before. But now I am staring to get pretty peeved. Placing that massive zit on my chin? NOT COOL! You suck, you suck, you soooooo suck!
Fed the hell up,
Please stop being a beyotch. If you don’t want to talk to me, fine. Making fun of me when you do talk to me and then refusing to tell your one and only daughter that you love her too when she says she loves you is pretty shitty. The first ten times, I know it was your anger speaking. But now? CHILDISH! Nnkay? Get off your high horse.
Dear ArkLaTex Weather,
Rain is supposed to be cozy and comforting and something that makes you grab a nice book and a blanket and sit by a window to enjoy. YOUR rain on the other hand is flipping ridiculous here! Will there ever be a rain drop to fall on this city when a SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING has not been issued or will I ever hear thunder in this town without a closely followed TORNADO WARNING issued for the area?!?! It’s so not funny anymore. Let’s make a deal, ok? I will promise not to complain when you rain if you promise to stop making me beg God to let me make it through another one of your nasty storms. Deal??
You are going to rock this year. I KNOW it! Woot! Woot!
You Rock! Thank you for another wonderful week of reads and comments!
Have a fantastic weekend!!!
Thanks for reading!!