Because honesty is the best policy, here are some truths that were rattling around my head today. Since my head never shuts up, you never know what truth will break its way to the surface. I apologize up front that you have to endure this. Enjoy. Lol.
Truth # 1: PMS is a raging bitch and she is trying to kill me this week. Even while I am spewing nonsensical angry remarks at those around me (the hubby), I know they are… well… nonsensical. But I can’t help it. I am blaming PMS because I can. And my hormones said so. *insert screaming curse words here*
Truth # 2: Sometimes when I am driving on the highway with all the loonies of the Ark-La-Tex, I allow the road rage to take me over. And while I have sworn off all hand gestures for the safety of my little passenger, I still tend to scream out obscenities, knowing full well it won’t be long before Monkey is repeating words much worse than “Shit”. Mama needs to learn to shut the hell up.
Truth # 3: Some days when I look in the mirror, I don’t see the yucky fat chick in the mirror even though I know she is there. Those are good days. I want one. N.O.W. nnkay?
Truth # 4: I sometimes hold unrealistic expectations for my husband even though I know they are ridiculous. But I do it anyway. And then I get upset with him when he doesn’t live up to them. Yeah, I know. *shut up*
Truth # 5: Even though we are trying desperately to get pregnant again, there are some times… in the middle of the night… when Monkey refuses to sleep and is up screaming and wanting “MAMMMMMA” 12837190523 times and then wakes me up at FIVE-FRICKIN-AM that I think to myself… “Am I really ready for more kids? Or is one enough?”
Ok. That is all the truth I have in me for one day. *sigh*
Do you have any Truths that you would like to share?
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