So, apparently, I did the “Dear So and So” blog on the wrong day. After reading blogs this morning, I found out that it was for Friday. I didn’t know it was a specific day. *Whoops* Now I do. And you’re in luck because I have some more letters up my sleeve today. 🙂 Yay for you.
It has been almost two weeks since the Sun brutally burned you. I know you are still pissed, but PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEEEEASE, stop peeling. I am running out of lotion.
Now I know what a snake feels like,
Dear DJ Quik of the Texarkana Taco Bell,
While I am guessing that your real name is not DJ Quik, even though your handwritten nametag says so, I really want to thank you for an enlightening experience in fast food dining the other day.
I tried to be polite and let it go when I pulled up to the drive thru and you asked me if it was “for here or to go”. But I just couldn’t understand how after I ordered “two bean burritos, that’s all” your response was “that will be $12.87, please pull around”. Ummm…. Wait. “No, sir, I’m sorry, I just wanted two bean burritos and that is all.” was my dumbfounded statement. I understand you were frustrated with me for not wanting to pay six and a half dollars for a burrito, and I understand that you were even more frustrated with me when I chose to give you a credit card to pay for my two dollars in burritos. However, it was ever so kind of you to fill my bag with not two burritos. Not three burritos. But FOUR burritos and a weird red taco.
Going to Del Taco next time,
I understand that you have just realized you have a voice. A *LOUD* voice. And I know that the first 19023874190 times that you showed it off to me, I laughed. But… the game is up buddy. Mommy doesn’t see the humor anymore.
Love you bunches,
Dear Scale in my bathroom,
You must be broken. Or you are evil and just like to watch me cry.
Don’t forget I own a hammer,
Please do your job this month! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! I am putting a lot of hope in you right now so do yer thang! Kiss kiss!
Have a fantastic weekend!!!
Thanks for reading!!