17
Jul
09

Dear So and So Friday…

Dear So and So...

So, apparently, I did the “Dear So and So” blog on the wrong day.  After reading blogs this morning, I found out that it was for Friday.  I didn’t know it was a specific day.  *Whoops* Now I do.  And you’re in luck because I have some more letters up my sleeve today.  🙂  Yay for you.

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Dear Skin,

It has been almost two weeks since the Sun brutally burned you.  I know you are still pissed, but PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEEEEASE, stop peeling.  I am running out of lotion.

Now I know what a snake feels like,

Me

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Dear DJ Quik of the Texarkana Taco Bell,

While I am guessing that your real name is not DJ Quik, even though your handwritten nametag says so, I really want to thank you for an enlightening experience in fast food dining the other day.

I tried to be polite and let it go when I pulled up to the drive thru and you asked me if it was “for here or to go”.  But I just couldn’t understand how after I ordered “two bean burritos, that’s all” your response was “that will be $12.87, please pull around”.  Ummm…. Wait.  “No, sir, I’m sorry, I just wanted two bean burritos and that is all.” was my dumbfounded statement.  I understand you were frustrated with me for not wanting to pay six and a half dollars for a burrito, and I understand that you were even more frustrated with me when I chose to give you a credit card to pay for my two dollars in burritos.  However, it was ever so kind of you to fill my bag with not two burritos.  Not three burritos.  But FOUR burritos and a weird red taco.

Going to Del Taco next time,

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

I understand that you have just realized you have a voice.  A *LOUD* voice.  And I know that the first 19023874190 times that you showed it off to me, I laughed.  But… the game is up buddy.  Mommy doesn’t see the humor anymore.

Love you bunches,

Mama

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Dear Scale in my bathroom,

You must be broken.  Or you are evil and just like to watch me cry.

Don’t forget I own a hammer,

Cass

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Dear Ovaries,

Please do your job this month!  PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!  I am putting a lot of hope in you right now so do yer thang!  Kiss kiss!

Me

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Dear Readers,

If you would like to participate in Dear So and So, click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page.

Have a fantastic weekend!!!

Thanks for reading!!

xoxo

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10 Responses to “Dear So and So Friday…”


  1. 1 PittWin
    July 17, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Dear mother nature,

    I was supposed to go golfing tomorrow and you ruined it by raining all day. Thanks a lot! You suck

    sincerly,

    Pittwin

  2. July 17, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Well, there goes my plans to go to Taco Bell for the day. I don’t think I can handle a “DJ” who’s probably coming off an x trip getting my order wrong.

    Perhaps if he “spun” better music he could get out of the fast food biz. It’s not for “everyone” apparently! lol

  3. 5 unclechuck
    July 17, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Dear Wife,

    Yer so funny

  4. July 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    How hilarious – wish I was a fly on the wall….

    Just stopping by from SITS to wish you a wonderful Sunday and a sunny week!

    Take care!

    Greetings from a Norwegian in Spain

  5. July 19, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Thanks for visiting and commenting… glad I could give you the giggles!

    Have a happy week! See you around…


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about moi…

Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

I am a complete goofball, a photographer and a constant out loud thinker. I am a grammar challenged, vulgar, cursing, sex obsessed Big Mama fumbling through life. Among other things, I battle PCOS causing infertility, Bi Polar, Anxiety and OCD.

Currently I am riding the fertility roller coaster in an attempt to make Monkey #2. This blog is about a little of everything. I hope you enjoy. Read at your own risk!

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