15
Jul
09

Dear So and So,

Dear So and So...

I first heard about this from Cammie who apparently got the idea from Kat . I have been seeing a lot of blogs like these recently and/or variations of them.  So I have decided to participate.  Because I have some letters of my own to share.

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Dear FeedDemon,

Please, please, please start working correctly.  I am missing several new blogs and am pretty darn peeved about it.  What the heck am I doing wrong?  Am I not giving you enough attention?  Me thinks not.

About Ready to Switch Readers,

Cass

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Dear Sister in Law,

I don’t care if you deleted me from you Facebook page.  For the SECOND TIME!!!  Even though EVERYONE else in the family is FINE with their pictures being posted from our VACATION!  I am done hoping that you will like me some day and I am DONE walking on egg shells for you.  So there.  Pbbbt!

Cass

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Dear Dish Network,

Please stop putting pop up messages on my Television!!  I know I need to send a payment.  I already get enough pop ups on my computer!  I don’t need them on my TV too!

Quit it or I will… just pout some more,

Cass

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Dear Monkey,

I know you want my undivided attention every single second of every single day, but Mommy needs to do other stuff than hold you and play cars all day.  Please meet me half way.  And when I say meet me half way, I do NOT mean throw yourself on the ground kicking and screaming when I set you down so that I can answer the phone.  Nnnkay?  Thanks.

Love,

Mama

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Dear My Own Personal Maid,

Please let God send you to me so that you may work for free and help me salvage what is left of my house.  I wish to see the carpet again and you are my only hope.  *sigh*  If you exist, please, please… call me.

Desperate,

Cass

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Dear Hubby,

Thank you for being patient with me right now even though I am being a hormonal bitch.  And thank you for not saying anything even though the last 2 days that you have come home from work, I have still been in my pajamas.  I know this hormonal roller coaster is just going to get worse, but knowing I have you in my corner makes it all the more bearable.  I love you for being you.  Thank you.

Love,

Your Bitchy Wife

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Dear Strange ‘door to door’ Guy who can’t read my “the baby is sleeping, DO NOT RING BELL” sign and RANG THE BELL ANYWAY,

Sorry I yelled at you this morning.  But HELLO! There is a sign!  I made it and everything!  Even though it’s just a post it note, it was there! In orange capitol letters!  I don’t know what you were trying to sell me, but I assure you, I would have been a much easier mark had you NOT RANG THE DAMN BELL!  I will be hanging a “No Soliciting” sign now because of you.

Go Away,

Cass

P.S.  I hope your knee is ok.  Maybe if you learn to PAY ATTENTION then you would have not walked into the side of my brick wall when you turned to flee.  Paying attention would have also helped you see my ‘DO NOT RING BELL’ sign!  Just sayin.

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Dear Readers,

Thank you for listening reading my babble.  I know it can be annoying and time consuming.  So thanks.

If you would like to participate in Dear So and So, click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page.

Hope to see you again soon!

Cass

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2 Responses to “Dear So and So,”


  1. July 15, 2009 at 11:54 am

    ahhhh, I too had to switch to a no soliciting sign. yet still they come.
    fockers

    • 2 bigmamacass
      July 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm

      REALLY!?!? Dang! Maybe I should hang a “I’ve got a GUN and having filled my script for my depression meds lately” sign, or a “I have attack trained ROTTWEILERS who haven’t eaten for weeks” sign. 🙂 Ya think?


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about moi…

Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

I am a complete goofball, a photographer and a constant out loud thinker. I am a grammar challenged, vulgar, cursing, sex obsessed Big Mama fumbling through life. Among other things, I battle PCOS causing infertility, Bi Polar, Anxiety and OCD.

Currently I am riding the fertility roller coaster in an attempt to make Monkey #2. This blog is about a little of everything. I hope you enjoy. Read at your own risk!

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