12
Jun
09

When your baby gives you….

I was minding my own beeswax in the kitchen putterin and chattin on the phone to a girlfriend…
Jimmy comes in carrying something in his hand and has this big grin on his face…
he is going to give me a present…
i say to my girlfriend “aww he is gonna give me a gift!” and he is so proud and I am so proud..
and i hold out my hand and in it he places a tiny baby GREEN poo and i am all “whats that babe?” not recognizing it…
my mind must have gone to mushed food, or grass or mud (please be mud please be mud) so what would you do???
i smelled it! yup! i did. i smelled the poo.
and then my brain said “oh yah, that’s poo” …. and then my mouth said “OHHHH MYYYY GAWWWWWD!!! THAT IS POOOOOO!” (or possibly I said shit, but we all know Jimmy is already using that word, so…moving on)
“I HAVE TO GO! JIMMY JUST HANDED ME POO!” i hear *giggle* and then >click< I hang up
Then as if in slow motion i look past the poo and the poo handing baby and
see that the small green baby poo gave birth to a litter of other small green baby turds! ON MY LIVING ROOM CARPET!
Oh yah… can we say diaper malfunction?!?!
*gagmewithaspoon*
So yah… THAT is what happened

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6 Responses to “When your baby gives you….”


  1. June 13, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Hahaha! Oh, kids… hilarious!

  2. June 15, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    at least he handed it to you rather than smearing it in…

  3. June 19, 2009 at 1:37 am

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh CRAP!


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