This blog was originally posted on MySpace.
Ok, I admit that I lured you in here under slightly false pretenses… but the fact is that I am so weirded out by the fact that my boobs have gotten SOOOOOO HUUUUUGE with this pregnancy! I’m sure most of you remember reading my blog Boobs Boobs Boobs (yeah I am creative with blog names, huh?). That blog was about my Breast Reduction. I had 6 wonderful pounds of breast tissue removed on March 6, 2006. It was fantastic! I went from a 36 H to a 36 D overnight! How cool is that!!??! WAY in my book! However, then enters pregnancy and not to mention the tons of weight I have put on… but BLAM! I am hit with the old evil H’s again. Actually… I can’t fit my humungo boobage into my H bras (that I kept as a keepsake, thank gawd!). I am smooching out of my H’s! And I am being told that once my milk comes in I will go up at least another size! So lets just assume I have some clue as to what I am talking about (which I dont) and that means I am not about an I (which one can only assume comes after H) does that mean I will then become a J?! or god forbid a K? Do they have a K?
So does anyone have any post pregnancy boobage info to report? I am way curious! When will they go back to my pretty perky D’s?!?! I miss them! They miss me too!