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Jan
10

Oh yeah? I got yer letters right here!! Dear So and So Letters of Intent

Dear So and So...

Letters of Intent

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Dear All Y’all Reading (thats you!)

Thank you.  I don’t say that enough.

Thank you,

Cass

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Dear Super Mario Bros for Wii,

Are you sending subliminal messages through your music?  Is this why I can’t put you down and pick up a vacuum?

My house is suffering,

Mama

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Dear Monkey,

For the love of Bob! Would you PLEASE.TAKE.A.NAP.ALREADY!  Why do you have to make Mama suffer this way?  The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner you will be able to wake up and play with all your mess making toys!  See? Mama is looking out for herself cause she needs some down time YOU!

Love you baby, even though you are helping oil the gears in the machine mommy likes to call the LOONY BIN,

Mama

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Dear New Receptionist Bitch at my Therapists office,

Why must you be such an asshole?  Just because I am in therapy doesn’t give you the right to talk to me like I am a crazy.  Need I remind you that if it wasn’t for crazies like me, your ass wouldn’t have a job!

Kapeesh?

Signed,

The bitch who hung up on you yesterday because you couldn’t get your shitty attitude corrected long enough to get me an appointment

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Dear Hubby,

Please stop working so much.  There are only so many hours in the day.  Working and sleeping are the only two activities you do anymore.  We need you here.  Mama is about to have a breakdown.

Missing you and your naughty bedroom skeeels *wink*,

The Wife

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Dear Bi-Polar,

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

You’ll never win,

Me

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Dear Funky Weather,

You are mucho confusingo. Si?

Signed,

Frustrated Mama Lacking all Spanish knowledge

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Dear New Cores Skittles,

NomNomNom

Thank you,

My Mouth

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Dear Readers,

Time to play along! To participate in Dear So and So just click here to go to Kat’s Blog and get the button for your page. To participate in Letters of Intent, click here to visit Julie, over at Foursons and grab one of those buttons too!

Have a fantastic weekend!!!

Xoxo
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30 Responses to “Oh yeah? I got yer letters right here!! Dear So and So Letters of Intent”


  1. January 29, 2010 at 1:53 am

    Hey there senorita!!! Happy new year!

    And I have to say, I saw the Cores Skittles today and ALMOST bought some. Now I think I have to. :)

  2. January 29, 2010 at 7:49 am

    What is it about kids and them not wanting to nap? I wish they understood how close that really is to sending us to the crazy house.

    And receptionists with poor desk side manner…they stink. Bad.

    Thanks for linking up! You’re #1!!!

    • January 29, 2010 at 2:38 pm

      I KNOW!!! They obviously don’t see how lucky they are. Can you imagine if someone every day at 1 pm said “ok, time for nap” I would be all “ZZZzzzZZzz” (Don’t have to ask me twice!) haha

  3. January 29, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Loved your letters of Intent… LOL

  4. January 29, 2010 at 11:22 am

    I could give that same finger to anxiety.

  5. January 29, 2010 at 11:53 am

    I am battling the no nap monster myself. It’s been pretty rough!

  6. January 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Oh Monkey has the most beautiful brown eyes! He must get those from his mama. ;)

  7. January 29, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    those are great! there are even one or two that i think you should actually send.

  8. January 29, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    receptionist should consider herself lucky that receptionist jobs still exist in the first place. beyoooooooootch! Husband needs to take a day off to polish those skeeels some more :D if only you could get Monkey to nap ;-)

  9. January 30, 2010 at 9:45 am

    I used to hate it when my kids wouldn’t nap, I really needed that downtime.

    Bitchy receptionists suck.

    Hang in there!

  10. January 30, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Your letters always make me laugh out loud! You are funny glad you survived your year long trip.

  11. January 30, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    OH wait your new profile pic is awesome!! you are HOT!

  12. February 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Kisses bunny on the nose

  13. February 2, 2010 at 2:10 am

    OMG! The music alone from Mario Wii, it gets in your head. I find myself humming it when it’s not even on!

  14. February 6, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    Both have I learned the cell lesson the hard way. My 19 month old has hidden it so many times I’ve lost count!

  15. February 6, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Whyyyyyyyy do they fight nap time so hard??? I wish I had nap time!!!


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Hi, my name is Cass. I am married to an amazing man who loves me unconditionally. I’m a stay at home mom to a rockin’ 2 year old boy who I call Monkey. I have an 12 year old step-daughter who lives in another state. We miss her daily. We also have two fur babies, Daisy and Jazz, who keep us on our toes. They are awesome!

I am a complete goofball, a photographer and a constant out loud thinker. I am a grammar challenged, vulgar, cursing, sex obsessed Big Mama fumbling through life. Among other things, I battle PCOS causing infertility, Bi Polar, Anxiety and OCD.

Currently I am riding the fertility roller coaster in an attempt to make Monkey #2. This blog is about a little of everything. I hope you enjoy. Read at your own risk!

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